Holding Hands is One of the Best Displays of Affection

The other day, Keira Knightley and Rupert Fiend (her boyfriend) walked by me and they were not holding hands. It got me thinking, what does that mean about their relationship? There are those old couples who never let go of one another. That is romantic. If you love your girlfriend, always hold her hand! And like the otters, if she lets go, find her and hold her tighter.

A Real Man...

is able to smile at the girl he loves and say hi baby, immediately after he has just finished chasing someone who just stole his bike.

My man is fucking amazing.